Take Me Out of the Bathtub!
By Alan Katz
(Sung to the tune of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame")
Take me out of the bathtub
Take me out of the suds
Iíve been here soaking since half past two
I feel so sudsy and wrinkle-y, too
Oh, I washed all over my body
My head, my toes, in between
I used one, two, three bars of soap
Take me outÖIím clean!